“RELAX — I Know What I’m Doing.” by O.G. Skater
O.G. SKATER® | “RELAX — I Know What I’m Doing.”
Confidence. Chaos. Controlled crash.
The look says calm.
The ride says don’t blink.
This one’s for every skater who’s been told to “be careful” right before landing something sketchy and beautiful.
🔥 Why This Rocks
Deadpan attitude:
“RELAX — I Know What I’m Doing.” hits harder when your grip tape tells a different story.
Killer contrast:
Distressed gothic lettering with jagged “RELAX” font—equal parts humor and menace.
Silent flex:
Lets everyone know you’re not reckless… just running your own experiment in gravity.
🛹 Why It’s O.G. Skater–Worthy
’80s dry humor, reborn:
Vintage punk meets modern sarcasm—classic Thrasher-era irony.
Streetwear simplicity:
No filler, no fake distressing. Just clean lines and bad decisions in font form.
Built for the confident few:
Every skater knows that knowing what you’re doing doesn’t mean playing it safe.
⚙️ The O.G. Details
Fabric: 100% cotton (~5.0 oz midweight); heathers = cotton/poly blend
Fit: Unisex, skate-ready (true to size; size up for chill sessions)
Print: Soft-hand DTF/DTG for vintage feel and deep-black durability
Front Graphic: “RELAX — I Know What I’m Doing.” horror-style typography
Back Hit: Optional small O.G. Skater® logo under neckline
Build: Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems
🧼 Care
Wash cold, inside-out.
Tumble low or air dry.
Because panic is for posers.
💀 Why O.G. Approved
Dark humor, clean delivery.
Zero fear energy.
Classic vibe that only gets better after the first wipeout.
⚡ Vibe Check
You’re mid-air.
Your friends gasp.
You grin.
They yell, “DUDE—!”
You land it clean.
Turn, smirk, and point to your shirt:
“Relax. I know what I’m doing.”
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: O.G. SKATER®
- Email: ogskater-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“RELAX — I Know What I’m Doing.” by O.G. Skater Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|