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"Chaos -- Mother Warned You" by O.G. Skater®

$30.00

O.G. SKATER® | “Chaos Your Mother Warned You About”

Tagline: Friendly? Nope. Wild and Unpredictable.

Why this rocks:

This one doesn’t whisper—it yells. Wild eyes. Flying hair. Board on fire. It’s that split-second when you stop caring what anyone thinks, and just send it. If you skate for the rush and the story after, this is your shirt.

Why it’s O.G. Skater–worthy:

Toxic mustard, sea-foam green, and garage-orange slash across deep charcoal—pure ’80s zine grit.
Monster-punk attitude meets classic skate chaos. Moms clutch pearls. Crews crack up.

Cred for the lifers, fuel for the learners.

The O.G. Details

  • Horror-punk artwork (Creature-adjacent energy; 100% O.G. flavor)

  • Heavyweight 5.0 oz cotton—sturdy, skate-ready comfort

  • Big, bold back print that pops on dark or light tees

  • Soft-hand DTF print with crisp lines and lasting color

  • Unisex fit; true to size (size up for a looser park flow)

  • Care: wash cold, inside-out; tumble low or hang dry

Vibe Check:

Sparks. Screams. Laughter. Someone yells, “Who brought the chaos?” Yeah, they're looking at YOU!

This is for the ones who skate loud, laugh louder, and never apologize.

Slip it on. Drop in.
I am the chaos your mother warned you about.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Chaos -- Mother Warned You" by O.G. Skater® Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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