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"Low Carb Anger" by O.G. Skater

$30.00

O.G. SKATER® | "Low Carb Anger"

Tagline: Midnight slice. Daylight shred. Zero apologies.

The Story

After every session, there’s that hunger—the kind only a greasy slice can fix.

Pizza is the Answer, every time.

This boney ripper is you at 2 a.m.—eyes lit, tongue out, rolling a molten pie like a board, turning “can’t” into speed. It’s funny, it’s feral, and it’s 100% skate culture: cheap food, loud colors, late nights, and friends who don’t judge—only cheer.

Why it’s O.G. Skater–worthy

  • Hot-rod reds, toxic yellows, and garage-purple punch through the crowd—pure ’80s zine grit.

  • A skeleton on a dripping pepperoni deck—punk humor meets skate myth. You can feel the wheels.

  • Before: another bland “fitness” shirt. After: a story on your chest that gets nods at the park and the pizza shop.

  • Wear it and remember why we ride—because fun beats rules, and laughter beats ego.

The O.G. Details

  • Hand-drawn, horror-punk style art (Creature-adjacent energy; pure O.G. flavor)

  • Big, bold back print built to pop on dark or white tees

  • Soft, midweight cotton (heathers: cotton/poly) with room to move

  • Soft-hand print for that broken-in, skate-ready feel

  • Unisex fit; true to size (size up for a looser park flow)

Vibe Check

Street pizza. Alley sparks. Friends talking trash and taking turns.
Low Carb Anger is a wink to the rules we break and the miles we earn.

Slip it on. Roll out. When life says “no,” skate “yes.”

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Low Carb Anger" by O.G. Skater Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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